dagashi:

any post more than 4 sentences straight up getting blocked i aint tryna read shit

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breastforce:

wikilifeadvice:

limit pasta consumption

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wakande:

A girl: *headphones in, reading, on the phone, etc.*

Men: oh a willing conversation partner?

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millennial-review:

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e-seal-deactivated20210319:

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

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Im too thicc for this heat

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What am I doin

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ottermatopoeia:

bhbbh:

1pss:

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

this was clyde

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imanes:

studies show that I literally did not ask

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perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

💸👏🏻2020👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻year👏🏻we👏🏻get👏🏻our👏🏻finances👏🏻in👏🏻order👏🏻💸

I posted this a week ago and 👏🏻it 👏🏻did👏🏻not👏🏻age👏🏻well👏🏻🙃

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deadpanwalking:

1dietcokeinacan:

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

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